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The Future Has Thick Web Pores and skin | by Lisa Martens | “Are you okay?” | Jun, 2021

“I’m being canceled.”

Picture by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash

“Hey are you able to say one thing actually wild on-line proper now? I’m being canceled, and I’ve a job interview in two days, and I don’t need to nonetheless be canceled then.”

“Certain. What would you like me to say?”

“I dunno. Perhaps react to my video with a video of your boobs or one thing.”

“Yeah, certain.”

“I imply, the man I’m interviewing with, his daughter has an OnlyFans, so I ought to be tremendous. His son does, too, I feel. Though they is likely to be agender. Anyway, each of his youngsters are intercourse staff, so I feel I’ll be tremendous. If he brings it up, I’ll simply be like…oh, I believed you have been supportive of intercourse staff.”

“So that you’re simply gonna bust out your cellphone and be like ‘this you?’”

“Just about.”

“Hey look, this dude simply left like…a paragraph-long rant about how feminism is ruining society.”

“Let’s see. Oh, my god. Too lengthy, didn’t learn. Put up it to your individual account, sir. Jesus.”

“And when he ran out of room, he commented below his personal remark.”

“Die mad, sir. You gonna delete it?”

“No, I appreciated it. I need different folks to see it. That shit’s humorous. And me liking it’s even funnier.”

“What are the opposite feedback?”

“Principally supportive. Okay, so when would you like me to do that tit video?”

“Tomorrow. Tomorrow is okay. Take your time with it.”

“Actually? Not sooner?”

“No, as a result of then you definitely gained’t be trending anymore by the point I’ve my interview.”

“Proper, proper. What’s the job?”

“Graphic designer.”

“I believed that job wasn’t distant?”

“It wasn’t, however I dropped the hyperlink in my designer Fb group, and requested everybody to use and demand that the job be distant. So now, they’re saying they’ll contemplate distant staff.”

“Good.”

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